Recreational game “Once in Putin’s Russia”

Posted: Ana Roche Date: 2013-07-05 01:14

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Have you always seen the Russia as mysterious, tempting country? Do you feel attracted to the hazard and adventure? Play a something better than Russian roulette. Feel Russian daily life by yourself. The correct answers are at the bottom of the test. Here we go!

  1. You are senator at the past. You are accused of the brutal rape. You do not deny your guilt at the court; however you claim having been obsessed with evil spirits because you were tired from the stress associated with the birth of a baby in your family. You will be sentenced:

A) 10 years in a strict regime colony
B) 6 years in a strict regime colony
C) 4 years conditionally

  1. You are council member at local government of district. You keep in relationship with the local bandit chieftain who killed 12 people including children, and then burn bodies hiding the evidence. You know about the murders and help to hide the evidence. You will be sentenced:

A) 5 years light regime correctional colony
B) 2 years imprisonment suspended
C) a fine

3.   You fall out with your wife and pick 35 flowers from the neighbor’s garden to get on with wife. After the arrest you will cooperate with investigators actively and acknowledge your guilt fully. You will be sentenced:

A) 2 years in a strict regime colony
B) 2 years imprisonment suspended
C) a fine

  1. You are President of the Court of Justice of the District. After meeting a student on the street who performs practices at your facility, you invite her to your house. There you swizzle, brutal slaughter and rape her. You will be sentenced:

A) 6 years in a strict regime colony
B) 3 years light in regime correctional colony
C) will justify

  1. You are daughter of major regional governors who manages to the local election office of “United Russia”. You violate traffic rules roughly and run over two sidewalk pedestrians. One of them dies on the spot, the other one remains a cripple. You will be sentenced:

A) 10 years strict regime colony
B) years light regime correctional colony
C) years imprisonment suspended

  1. You are veterinarian. At the Conference you are requested by a colleague to sell him painkillers “Ketamine”. According to requestor words, he knows that the preparation has recently banned but the animals are unable to endure complex operations without it. You entrust him but it turns out that colleague is disguised officer. You sentencing:

A) 8 and a half of years in a strict regime colony
B) 1 year in light regime correctional colony
C) will justify

  1. You celebrate a friend’s birthday. You are drunk and driving hit the police car. One of the officers dies on the spot, another gets multiple injuries. You sentencing:

A) 10 years in strict regime colony
B) 5 years in light regime correctional colony
C) four years in prison on parole
(Forgot to say that you’re famous figure in the governing party)

  1. You are Deputies Conference chairman of small village and United Russia member, master of boxing sport. Driving through the streets you will notice two young people in a pedestrian crossing in front of you directly. You stopped the car, got out with your son and beaten them brutally. You sentencing:

A) Administrative detention

B)  1 year imprisonment on probation

C)  In case you will be accredited as a victim and the criminative will retrain to order fines and probation work to them.

9. You are pop of large family. During Christmas fasting you are drunk and driving knock down the mother of two children at the staging-post who die on the spot. You scared and offered money to the victim but they refused to take them. You sentencing:

A) 8 years in a strict regime colony

B)  4 years in light regime correctional colony

C)  2 years of imprisonment and driver’s license suspended loss

Answers:

1 –  C

2 –  C

3 – A

4 – C

5 – C

6 – A

7 – C

8 – C

9 – C

Test is made ​​on the basis of the magazine “Esquire” data about the recent real criminal in Russia.